Due to complete drunkeness we do not have a copy of David Comis's speech from his hall of fame induction. What we do have are quotes given to us by the people who witnessed this historic occasion. The follow are quotes given from actual players as they remember Dave's speech.


" I think back on my life and try to imagine a world without beer die. I try and think about how my life would be at this moment without beer die. I imagine I would have a house , a wife, and maybe some kids. thank you Beer Die"